Compared To You, You Dickless Twat!!

01. " The host begins the Procrastination. event "

video q. by Phil Christie | 21 views

02. " do you like pokemon? "

text q. by nommy richards | 3 views

03. " r u going to do that chat thing again with your other laptop like u did last time? "

text q. by Rose Feline | 2 views

04. " no the one with the random people cam chat "

text q. by Rose Feline | 2 views

05. " There is a rabbit in the tree... "

text q. by Alex Butler | 1 views

06. " you know those rabbits things? It's in a green thing... called a tree. "

text q. by Alex Butler | 1 views

07. " is it you or alex that is sophie's dad? "

text q. by Rose Feline | 2 views

08. " im going to take a bath "

text q. by Branislav Intel ProGrieferAvo Enderman | 1 views

09. " so if i leave, will i get told off? "

text q. by nommy richards | 1 views

10. " ever seen the film watership down? "

text q. by Rose Feline | 1 views

11. " Finally, the game ends. (HAHAHAHAH) "

text q. by Alex Butler | 1 views

12. " D: what would you do if i stay? "

text q. by nommy richards | 1 views

13. " Are you going to see the Hunger Games on friday? :D "

text q. by Finn ...Mrawr | 1 views

14. " ive got some good news for you... "

text q. by nommy richards | 0 views

15. " -slap- go watch it. "

text q. by Finn ...Mrawr | 0 views

16. " do u know what frith is? "

text q. by Rose Feline | 0 views

17. " Go watch what? "

text q. by Alex Butler | 0 views

18. " Remember Me? "

text q. by YOUDON'T KNOWME | 0 views

19. " Do you remember me? :3 "

text q. by Finn ...Mrawr | 0 views

20. " IM STAYING!!!!!! i will give you a bowl of cookies! "

text q. by nommy richards | 0 views

21. " Am I Nice? "

text q. by YOUDON'T KNOWME | 0 views

22. " POST ME A COOKIEEE DX "

text q. by Finn ...Mrawr | 1 views

23. " You Don't Know Me! WHEY!! "

text q. by YOUDON'T KNOWME | 1 views

24. " eh? "

text q. by Rose Feline | 1 views

25. " Can I eat your face? "

text q. by Finn ...Mrawr | 1 views

26. " Strut strutl, whats me name? "

text q. by Alex Butler | 1 views

27. " Where Did You Get You Hair Cut? "

text q. by YOUDON'T KNOWME | 1 views

28. " im i the only one that is hearing the facebook chat sound? "

text q. by Rose Feline | 0 views

29. " It Should Be Shut Down. "

text q. by YOUDON'T KNOWME | 0 views

30. " Can you bring a camera next time? >:) "

text q. by Finn ...Mrawr | 0 views

31. " Next time to the hairdressers "

text q. by Finn ...Mrawr | 0 views

32. " I Have A Penis. "

text q. by YOUDON'T KNOWME | 1 views

33. " whats wrong with his hair? "

text q. by Rose Feline | 2 views

34. " I Remember Erin. "

text q. by YOUDON'T KNOWME | 0 views

35. " I HAVE TWOOO "

text q. by Finn ...Mrawr | 0 views

36. " Seems legit? "

text q. by Alex Butler | 0 views

37. " Want A Picture? I LOVE ERIN! "

text q. by YOUDON'T KNOWME | 0 views

38. " ever head the ding dong song? "

text q. by Rose Feline | 0 views

39. " I Love Erin! She's Such A Good Singer!! "

text q. by YOUDON'T KNOWME | 0 views

40. " Can you suck Alfie's balls? "

text q. by Finn ...Mrawr | 0 views

41. " who is erin??? "

text q. by Rose Feline | 0 views

42. " I've Seen Erin's Youtube Videos!! <3 "

text q. by YOUDON'T KNOWME | 0 views

43. " Do a cartwheel. >:) "

text q. by Finn ...Mrawr | 0 views

44. " ahhh whats going on i'm freacked out :S "

text q. by Erin Amber Tree | 0 views

45. " Erin Will You Go Out With Me? "

text q. by YOUDON'T KNOWME | 0 views

46. " nokia or samsung? "

text q. by Rose Feline | 0 views

47. " I Hate You. You Ruined My Love Life. SHE WOULD BE LUCKY TO HAVE ME! And Atleast I Have A Penis! "

text q. by YOUDON'T KNOWME | 0 views

48. " Live, from the big brother house.-Phils trying to work out what a pen does. "

text q. by Alex Butler | 1 views

49. " Post them to me, I'll give you a lump of metla instead :D "

text q. by Finn ...Mrawr | 0 views

50. " thanks phil :) x "

text q. by Erin Amber Tree | 2 views

51. " Compared To You, You Dickless Twat!! "

text q. by YOUDON'T KNOWME | 3 views

52. " I HAVE A DIG BICK "

text q. by Alex Butler | 13 views

53. " I LOVE ERIN!!!! "

text q. by YOUDON'T KNOWME | 45 views

54. " It was terrible. Don't leave us again, we can't cope D: "

text q. by Finn ...Mrawr | 5 views

55. " who is youdon't knowme?? i need a real name !!! i'm worried now "

text q. by Erin Amber Tree | 10 views

56. " Cookies Won't Make Up For The Fact THAT ERIN LOVES ME!!!!!!! "

text q. by YOUDON'T KNOWME | 5 views

57. " I'm In Love With...... YOU!!! "

text q. by YOUDON'T KNOWME | 22 views

58. " Sing again, it was cute :3 "

text q. by Finn ...Mrawr | 2 views

59. " Am I your favourite person here? o3o "

text q. by Finn ...Mrawr | 2 views

60. " wot r u eating "

text q. by dean stewart | 1 views

61. " I AM ADDICTED TO WRITING IN CAPS "

text q. by Ami ♥ | 2 views

62. " if it wasn't for alex i wouldn't know who u were? "

text q. by Rose Feline | 2 views

63. " fuck yes "

text q. by dean stewart | 1 views

64. " Welcome to to to ot ot ot ot ototo totoototo totototot phils house "

text q. by Alex Butler | 1 views

65. " EVEERY ONE LOVES ME!! "

text q. by YOUDON'T KNOWME | 0 views

66. " EAT THE BABY THING CHILD "

text q. by Alex Butler | 0 views

67. " wot r u talking about 2day "

text q. by dean stewart | 0 views

68. " brb tobuscus minecraft video, i much watch "

text q. by Rose Feline | 0 views

69. " yes "

text q. by dean stewart | 1 views

70. " :( "

text q. by dean stewart | 1 views

71. " :D"D"D"D"D"D"D"D"D"D"D"D "

text q. by dean stewart | 0 views

72. " wot games r u in to "

text q. by dean stewart | 0 views

73. " ...///...///...///...///...///...///...///...///...///...///...///...///...///...///...///...///... "

text q. by Alex Butler | 1 views

74. " PHIL WHY YOU MAKE ME COME TO YOUR SHOWWW !! I HAVE HOMEWORK TO DO ... DDDDDD: "

text q. by Ami ♥ | 1 views

75. " 180 "

text q. by Alex Butler | 1 views

76. " sing motherfucker "

text q. by Maison Anthrax | 1 views

77. " phil what is ur username on skype "

text q. by Branislav Intel ProGrieferAvo Enderman | 1 views

78. " It's day 25 and you just said it in his voice "

text q. by Alex Butler | 1 views

79. " xbox or ps3 "

text q. by dean stewart | 1 views

80. " I HAVE A GHOST IN MY HOUSE , HELP ME KILL IT BUT I GUESS IT'S ALREADY DEAD BUT JUST GET IT OUTTTTTT! "

text q. by Ami ♥ | 1 views

81. " There are approximately two million dust mites living in your mattress "

text q. by Alex Butler | 1 views

82. " The Awkward moment you find out Justin Bieber isn't actully gay... "

text q. by Ami ♥ | 0 views

83. " PHOBAS? "

text q. by Ami ♥ | 2 views

84. " talk in an accent about the heart "

text q. by Maison Anthrax | 1 views

85. " It's day 25 in the big brother house and you where thinking of reading like him. "

text q. by Alex Butler | 0 views

86. " I managed to run all the way to your house , i'm coming to get you Phil... "

text q. by Ami ♥ | 0 views

87. " What the hell is that meant to do to me ??? I HAVE A RULER >:D "

text q. by Ami ♥ | 0 views

88. " Get back in the food prep area =O "

text q. by Alex Butler | 1 views

89. " back what i miss? "

text q. by Rose Feline | 1 views

90. " Suesy the shoe shiner sat and shined shoes "

text q. by Alex Butler | 0 views

91. " 858rjfhjdger3658697iohknsftrw5637596707klghkvfhjdhwy34859tiofjdhst3748tjkgjdgheye8tiyohkfjdye7t8y9yo "

text q. by Alex Butler | 1 views

92. " guy liner? "

text q. by Rose Feline | 1 views

93. " There is something on your chin... No your other one! "

text q. by Alex Butler | 1 views

94. " Your Penis, Wait It Was Never There! "

text q. by YOUDON'T KNOWME | 1 views

95. " I'm Not A Robot! You Racist Twat. "

text q. by YOUDON'T KNOWME | 1 views

96. " Owl! "

text q. by YOUDON'T KNOWME | 1 views

97. " I Want To Have Sex With Erin. "

text q. by YOUDON'T KNOWME | 1 views

98. " I Live In Fakenham. "

text q. by YOUDON'T KNOWME | 1 views

99. " have you ever had marmite on pancakes??? it fooking amazingggggg "

text q. by Michelle Whittaker | 1 views

100. " I LIVE IN HELLHOUGHTON! "

text q. by YOUDON'T KNOWME | 1 views

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